Monkey Fart Crate
A HaldeCrate is like the "choose your own adventure" novels of your childhood. A yarn (or not). Some goodies (or not). A way cool ceramic piece (or not). You choose what you want, and the price adjusts to accommodate your choices.
Did you miss out on the pre-orders? Starting today, Monday, April 16th, a limited number of extra yarns, soap sets, and mugs will be listed and they will remain available until sold out.
What are Monkey Farts? What do they look and smell like? Well, I can tell you that they smell like papaya, mango, kiwi, passionfruit, pineapple, of course bananas, and just a titch of bubble gum. (Why bubble gum? No idea, and the monkeys aren't talking!)
What do you get in the Monkey Farts HaldeCrate? A skein of yarn in the base of your choice (from what is available); a set of soap and hand lotion scented like Monkey Farts with a lip balm flavored like Monkey Farts; and a pineapple mug. But you can mix and match as much as you want with your crate - multiple skeins of yarn, or yarn and the mug but no soap set, or even the soap set and mug with no yarn! It's up to you - it's your crate, fill it how you want!
Monkey Fart yarn is available in the following base yarns -
Content: 80% Superwash Merino/20% Nylon Yardage: 400 yards/100g Weight: Sock Gauge: 6-8 stitches/inch on a US 0-2
Content: 100% Superwash Merino Yardage: 328 yards/100g Weight: Sport Gauge: 5-6 stitches/inch on a US 3-5
Content: 100% Superwash Merino Yardage: 231 yards/100g Weight: DK Gauge: 5-6 stitches/inch on a US 5-7
Content: 100% Superwash Merino Yardage: 218 yards/100g Weight: Worsted Gauge: 4.5-5 stitches/inch on a US 7-9
Content: 100% Superwash Merino Yardage: 400 yards/100g Weight: Sock Gauge: 6-8 stitches/inch on a US 0-2
Content: 70% Superwash Merino/20%/Cashmere/10% Nylon Yardage: 407 yards/115g Weight: Sock Gauge: 6-8 stitches/inch on a US 0-2
Glycerine, Palm Oil, Coconut Oil, Lauric Acid, Purified Water, Sodium Hydroxide, Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, Sorbitol, Triethanolamine, Sodium Chloride, Goat’s Milk Powder, EDTA, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance Oil
Hand lotion ingredients:
Water, Avocado Oil, Isopropyl Palmitate, Glycerin, Glyceryl Stearate, Stearic Acid, Cetyl Alcohol, Emulsifying Wax, Goat Milk, Goat Milk Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Squalane, Dimethyl Sulfone, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Symphytum Officinale Leaf Extract, Ivy Leaf/Stem Extract, Pumpkin Seed Extract, Dimethicone, Sodium Citrate, Carbomer, Tetrasodium EDTA, Triethanolamine, DMDM Hydantoin, fragrance oil
Lip balm ingredients:
Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Elaeis Guineensis (Palm) Kernel Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Oil (and) Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Copernicia Cerifera (Carnauba) Wax, Euphorbia Cerifera (Candelilla) Wax, flavor oil
Approximate height: 5 inches Approximate width: 3.5 inches Weighs approximately: 13 ounces Holds approximately: 16 ounces